JESUS HAD 8 INCH ARMS

Back in the olden days of 0, people were very small.

Why you ask? Because babies weren’t born the size of babies. They were born the size of tadpoles.

It’s all relative. The six inch people held their nearly microscopic baby, just like people hold their normal babies now!

Except Jesus was born big, and only grew bigger. Everyone knew he was a prophet because of his stellar height: 16 inches tall!

Each arm was 8 inches long, with a wingspan of 16 inches. Jesus dangled around much like LeBron James or Michael Jordan, or even that one really tall guy from Japan.

He also sang many songs with his angelic voice. It’s where Michael Jackson got his inspiration!

But that’s not the point. Through evolution, food changed, and it allowed people’s bodies to produce more hormones to grow them faster. The more nutrients they had, the easier it was for them to grow.

So by the year 2200, we will be upwards of 12 feet tall. Wow!

Science.

Introduce Yourself (Example Post)

This is an example post, originally published as part of Blogging University. Enroll in one of our ten programs, and start your blog right.

You’re going to publish a post today. Don’t worry about how your blog looks. Don’t worry if you haven’t given it a name yet, or you’re feeling overwhelmed. Just click the “New Post” button, and tell us why you’re here.

Why do this?

  • Because it gives new readers context. What are you about? Why should they read your blog?
  • Because it will help you focus you own ideas about your blog and what you’d like to do with it.

The post can be short or long, a personal intro to your life or a bloggy mission statement, a manifesto for the future or a simple outline of your the types of things you hope to publish.

To help you get started, here are a few questions:

  • Why are you blogging publicly, rather than keeping a personal journal?
  • What topics do you think you’ll write about?
  • Who would you love to connect with via your blog?
  • If you blog successfully throughout the next year, what would you hope to have accomplished?

You’re not locked into any of this; one of the wonderful things about blogs is how they constantly evolve as we learn, grow, and interact with one another — but it’s good to know where and why you started, and articulating your goals may just give you a few other post ideas.

Can’t think how to get started? Just write the first thing that pops into your head. Anne Lamott, author of a book on writing we love, says that you need to give yourself permission to write a “crappy first draft”. Anne makes a great point — just start writing, and worry about editing it later.

When you’re ready to publish, give your post three to five tags that describe your blog’s focus — writing, photography, fiction, parenting, food, cars, movies, sports, whatever. These tags will help others who care about your topics find you in the Reader. Make sure one of the tags is “zerotohero,” so other new bloggers can find you, too.

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