Back in the olden days of 0, people were very small.
Why you ask? Because babies weren’t born the size of babies. They were born the size of tadpoles.
It’s all relative. The six inch people held their nearly microscopic baby, just like people hold their normal babies now!
Except Jesus was born big, and only grew bigger. Everyone knew he was a prophet because of his stellar height: 16 inches tall!
Each arm was 8 inches long, with a wingspan of 16 inches. Jesus dangled around much like LeBron James or Michael Jordan, or even that one really tall guy from Japan.
He also sang many songs with his angelic voice. It’s where Michael Jackson got his inspiration!
But that’s not the point. Through evolution, food changed, and it allowed people’s bodies to produce more hormones to grow them faster. The more nutrients they had, the easier it was for them to grow.
So by the year 2200, we will be upwards of 12 feet tall. Wow!
Science.
Jesus had 8 inch arms 